19 Pickup Lines That Might Actually Work on Introverts
You’re standing in your favorite bookstore, and that’s when you see him (or her). He’s reading a book by your favorite author, he’s cute as hell, and there’s no ring on his finger. You can’t even stand it. You gather up all the courage your introverted self can muster, saunter up to him, and say:
“I could not talk to you for hours.”
*boom* The two of you form an instant bond over your mutual love of solitude.
That’s the stuff introvert dreams are made of.
Just for fun, here are 19 pickup lines that might actually work on introverts, courtesy of Twitter. Now excuse me as I drop my book, fall into your open arms, and use my sexy voice to whisper, “Let’s get takeout.”
Tweet your #introvertpickuplines to @introvertdear and we’ll retweet our favorites.
1.
“Hey – wanna stay in tonight?” #introvertpickuplines #yesohyes #illorderfood
— Introverts, unite! (@IntroverUniteWS) February 19, 2017
2.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t call me
I’ll text you #introvertpickuplines— Brooke ? (@brookielizabeth) February 15, 2017
3.
I’m awkward. You’re awkward. Let’s be awkward together. #introvertpickuplines
— Andrew Pass (@Andrew_Pass) May 31, 2015
4.
Let’s email each other our innermost thoughts and feelings and then never speak of them face to face. #introvertpickuplines
— Chuck Monahan (@sail2byzantium) May 29, 2015
5.
*Likes your comments in a Facebook argument*#introvertpickuplines
— Tom Fowler (@holycrapitstom) May 24, 2015
6.
Your bookshelf or mine? #IntrovertPickUpLines
— Hermit Goals (@hermitgoals) October 29, 2016
7.
Girl are you the exit? Bc I always want to be near you. #introvertpickuplines
— coach mack af (@OnceUgoMack) September 18, 2015
8.
I’ve practiced three times what I was going to say to you before I approached you. So, here it is: “Hi!” #introvertpickuplines
— Mo Vielma (@movie_lma) November 22, 2015
9.
Wanna stare across a room at each other for 30 minutes, awkwardly averting our gaze when we actually make eye contact? #introvertpickuplines
— Ragan Hood (@shesahoodlum) October 11, 2015
10.
“hey, that’s a great book, but you should keep reading it, and i’m really sorry i interrupted you” ? #introvertpickuplines #sophiadembling
— kristen lemaster (@krristenkelly) November 15, 2015
11.
“I can get you to avoid that party all night long.” -Forever #IntrovertPickUpLines
— v ness (@theoctopiehole) December 5, 2015
12.
Wanna sit beside each other quietly and contemplate saying something? #introvertpickuplines
— Andrew Pass (@Andrew_Pass) May 31, 2015
13.
Hey I tolerate you more than I tolerate others, wanna go out? #introvertpickuplines
— Pamrika Muzon 又 (@vivalapalma) May 24, 2015
14.
“Being with you is like being alone.” #introvertcompliments #introvertpickuplines
— robyn lewis (@nyborasaur) June 8, 2015
15.
“I like talking to you.” Translated: Interacting with you doesn’t make me tired. #introvertpickuplines
— Abby Howe (@AbbyL) May 22, 2015
16.
You’re the only person I’ve deliberately interacted with all week. #introvertpickuplines
— Chininta Satar (@chinintasatar) May 21, 2015
17.
How about I go back to my place? #introvertpickuplines
— Laura Domek (@lorah_love) July 21, 2015
18.
No one would ever leave you alone like I would. #IntrovertPickUpLines
— Zrinka Glasnović (@zrinny) June 15, 2017
19.
So…… You like cats?#introvertpickuplines
— Brooke ? (@brookielizabeth) February 15, 2017
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